For real? Well, if you really, really, want to...
- Go to your store's admin area.
- Click "Settings" in your dashboard navigation.
- Look for "Current Usage" on the left hand side.
- Click the "View Balance" link across from it.
- Click the "Cancel Store" link on the top right below the search box.
- Click the "Yes, Cancel My Store" button in the confirmation overlay.
- Good luck in all your future endeavors. We'll miss you!